WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBOURHOOD (September 14, 2009) -
Your Custom Algorithm!!!
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__ Walk to the campus or sculpture garden (whichever is closer) and take a picture of a public artwork, and then
__ Stop, face the north and take a picture, and then
__ Ask the next person you see if they are American, if yes, genuinely inquire about the reason behind their visit, and then
__ Insist on giving the next person you see a high-five take a picture of it, then turn left, and then
__ Walk south until you see a place with an well-kept flower garden, take a picture of it, and then
__ Walk east until you see a front yard that you would consider "nice", take a picture of it, and then
__ Walk for two blocks south and then look for an empty driveway, lie down in the driveway and take a picture of the sky, and then
__ Turn right and walk for three blocks, take a picture of the next house you see with brown shingles, and then
__ Walk 3 blocks east and take a picture of the nearest house that has a distinct smell, and then
__ Cross the road and wait until you see two people who you would imagine are a couple, take a picture of them, and then
__ Walk north until you see a house with the curtains over the windows on the second floor, take a picture of it, and then
__ Walk east until you see a house with what you would consider an overgrown lawn, take a picture of it, and then
__ Ask someone for directions to the heart of the city, take a picture in the direction they point you, and then
__ Walk north until you see a tree other than a maple, take a picture of it, and then
__ Walk east until you feel safe, take a picture at the exact moment you feel safe, and then
__ Cross the street and take a picture of whatever is across the street from you, and then
__ Please note the number of trees you can see from where you are right now, take a picture of that number somehow, and then
__ Walk one block to the east and take a picture of the bridge from wherever you are, and then
__ Walk south until you see a house that has an address ending in 5, take a picture of it, and then
__ Walk south until you see a poster taped to a street lamp post, take a picture of it, and then
__ Turn right and walk until you see a vehicle that was made in Windsor and take a picture of it, and then
__ Turn to the right and take a closeup photo of the siding on whatever house is closest to you, and then
__ Walk east until you see a sign in another language, take a picture of it, and then
__ Turn left and walk for one block, take a picture of the nearest street sign, and then
__ Walk until you see someone on the front porch, introduce yourself and take a photo of them with you, and then
__ Walk east until you come to a street with a boulevard, take a picture of it, and then
__ Walk north until you see a for sale sign, take a picture of it, and then
__ Walk west until you see a significant pothole in the road, get up close and take a picture of it, and then
__ Walk west until you see a boarded up house and take a picture of it, and then
__ Walk south until you a see a Chrysler car, then cross the street and take a picture of it, and then
__ Walk south until you see a rental sign, take a picture of it, and then
__ You're Done, head back to 362 California !!!